have you ever known somebody so shitty they completely ruin that first name for you?
i was bored so i put this on and sat on my kitchen floor in the dark waiting for my mom to get home and when she saw me she screamed so loud the neighbors called the cops
hey look its me
ha im a piece of trash
As someone who cares deeply about the environment, I am obligated to pick you up.
Is seven okay?
you smooth fucker
Playing Assassin’s Creed II
where can i buy that for free
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
One time in 3rd grade this kid sat behind me during story time and started playing with my hair (random people touching your hair without asking is something you kind of learn to get used to when you have curly hair) so I was doing my best to ignore him.
When I got home that day I discovered that he hadn’t been pulling on the curls to watch them bounce like a normal bored kid, but had instead spent the entire hour tying my hair into hundreds of tiny, undoable knots. I had to get the 2nd worst hair cut of my life.
His unprovoked act of malice sparked a primordial rage and thirst for revenge in myself that I hadn’t known existed prior, and have only experienced twice since. He had ruined something I loved, so I decided to destroy something he cherished.
The next time we had story time, I sat behind him and carefully picked off all of the lettering on the back of his signed Yzerman jersey. I had to miss recess for a week but it was worth it to see him cry. Hair would grow back, but that jersey was ruined forever.
It genuinely baffles me when people ask, ‘how do you have time to read?’ because let me put it this way; how do you have time to hang out with friends, watch tv, go to parties, study until the break of dawn and then spend time with the family?
The answer’s pretty obvious. You make time.
Because if it’s something you enjoy doing or something you have to do, you’ll find a way to get around that there’s only 24-hours-in-a-day-thing.
162.1 million users on tumblr and i still can’t even get 20 notes on a text post
the funniest movie i have ever seen. literally one of the funniest comedies of all time. incredible pacing and dialogue. reference jokes that were actually funny. surreal world that was so modern fantasy it actually worked. rocking score. awesome scene set to "i need a hero" being sung by the villain unironically and completely played straight. a bar of villains. just overall the best concepts ever.